What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How can targeted individuals protect themselves from organized stalking? Have you discovered practical strategies?

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do many women shave their vaginas?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Nintendo Switch 2 sets all-time launch record for hardware in the US, beating PS4 - Video Games Chronicle

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?